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Freshy Kanal - Kratos vs. Maui

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{ Verse 1: Kratos (McGuinnsBook) }
Fear or start your prayers
To the god of your creation
If they sent me after you
Then you must be forsaken
I went through Hel's scorching borders
And coldest corners in fist fights
You'd piss your grass skirt
If your reputation's on thin ice
Boy
There was a demigod hated near and far
He decided no one loved him
So he had to steal a heart
Was it worth his sense of purpose
Changing earth with dirty tricks?
'Cuz once he died, he still had
Not a single soul that worshipped him!
When the tides turn on this fraud
He falls apart on the spot
What kind of islander god
Would sink in water like rocks?
You offered the earth gifts
But you're shallow on the surface
You can shapeshift to a bird's skin
But can't change to a better person
This is my fate
I decide when wars are over
Cut you into shape
This is how you make a soldier
You provide for the praise
And strengthen your culture
But, when they cry for your aid
You offer a cold shoulder
{ Verse 2: Maui (Mega Ran) }
We all like to goof a little
Trust me, I won't judge you
Although, I don't murder all of Greece
You know, like some do?
I spent my time creating mountains
And kingdoms you might cross
I prob'ly made the island
You and your shame like to hide on
So, thanks! But I'm gonna decline
The olive branch that you offered politely
You've been hiding inside of that ivory tower
So why don't you come down and fight me?
You pray all alone because
You eviscerated your only love
You keep your emotions like coconuts
'Cuz I gotta break you to open up
You say that I'm the one shifting the shape
You play pretend as a Norse deity
You threw your mythology away
Like a Spartan's deformed baby
I rock the boat with the fire
That I gave to humankind, I don't take lightly
So when I'm striking the son of Zeus twice
There's a funeral worthy of fake vikings
I got tattoos
Of all my victories, no sweat
While the only mark that you've left
Is yet another one on my chest
Mine are a map
Yours are just ashes to ashes
Directing to the exactly
Zero family members you have left
{ Verse 3: Kratos (McGuinnsBook) }
I was fighting in the field
'Til I no longer had chains
While you were marinating
Inside your mancave
Hid away since your parents
Saw your face and were sickened
Don't be surprised if I go overboard
Like you as an infant
So many wars helmed
I forged through Greece and the Norse realms
I lived through lives in the damn time that you spent
Writing an anthem 'bout nothing but yourself
I chose my solace
While you were just banished away as a lonely convict
Your boats on water but the stars couldn't help you
Find any excuse for your broken promise
So I'll raise a toast to this fraud
Who's loathed by most of the coastal goddesses
He's a pussy from start to end
As his fate was woven onto him
 
{ Verse 4: Maui (Mega Ran) }
Maybe add a sense of humor
To your massive arsenal - you don't seem that amused
Got so many weapons on stock
Yet you're the biggest tool for Athena to use
I held up the sky, dealt with the fire
And those ain't my greatest stunts
You scream at your loved ones 'til they're long gone
Do I gotta show you how to raise a sun?
You got me actin' like Baldur
'Cuz all your blows are painless
For once, take a step back
This ain't the cliff you fell from
To all the pantheons
That I saved from eradication
By finishing him once and for all
You're Welcome!


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Freshy Kanal is a German YouTuber and music producer known primarily for his rap battles pinning various characters and pop figures against each other. His most popular battle, “Monika vs. Harley Quinn” has gained over 1.5 million views and boosted the followings for him and many of the people involved.
 
Freshy Kanal is a big fan of Epic Rap Battles of History, who are known for pioneering rap battles between pop figures on YouTube. He also likes music from various genres, including rap, orchestral music, and songs from musicals. Freshy’s earliest videos are live recordings of an ERB concert in Amsterdam, but didn’t upload his first rap battle, “Freddy Fazbear vs Mr. Bear”, until 2017. His third rap battle, “Angry Birds vs Best Fiends” has gained over 100K views, and most likely the success of this battle spurred Freshy to create more.
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