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JT Music - Five Ways to Kill a Toon

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{ verse 1 (mc lars as smart ass) }
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I’m that weasel with the heart of a dragon with a stun gun
Make your body hiccup as i hit you with these dum dums
Try me, i dare them, get mickey and tear him
Limping like benny, i bang like a snare drum
Why? i be on that tom and jerry
Dip you like a shoe, paint dripping like a berry
Smarty the weasel, remember my name
Dethrone the mouse from the kingdom he claims
I got killers on my squad, you got goofies
Blast you out the sky, i’m a red baron snoopy
Oh boy, rodent dip on the menu tonight
‘cause the clock’s ticking down on your copyright
Bomb in your clubhouse, runaway brain
Not a single hit movie that you’ve starred in, just saying
I’m the toon patrol’s numero uno
Holding hands with minnie as she’s crying at your funeral
 
{ chorus }
 
Five ways to kill a toon today
In judge doom’s name they play the game
Weasels on a hunt, dip in hand
Chasing toons from toontown land
Mickey, donald, goofy too
Pluto, chip and dale, they through
Weasels on a hunt coming for you
Coming for you
{ verse 2 (jt music as psycho) }
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Coming after disney is a doozy
But even for a toon, i’m a little loony
Looking in my eyes, are you feeling oopy?
Because i’m a weasel who can make you woozy
And i’m gunning for goofy, who’s he? soon to be missing
After the acid in which i’m gonna dip him
He’s such a halfwit, but i got precision
In spite of the fact that my dizziest vision
Gets straight out my jacket, i’m gonna be ripping
My posse did not give me one bit permission
So a razor is all i got
But when i give you a trim, i don’t miss a spot
Like an acme accident, i watch you plotting
Frame your ass like you’re roger rabbit
If you’re rooting for goofy in this war
You don’t have a dog in the fight anymore
 
{ verse 3 (schaffer the darklord as greasy) }
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You want that sleazy beastie? easy peasy
I’m the weasel in the green suit, call me greasy
When piggies squeezed me, caught a four year pause
In oz, my cellmate was adebisi
Back on the streets, and it’s time for beating
Goody two-shoe toons with no rhyme or reason
Half expertise and half a lot of luck
Now it’s open season on donald duck
I’ma gut him, i’ma cut him open with a switchblade
I’ma handle this one in a quick way
Got a towel? blood is coming sick thick, wow
Water fowl, who’s a stubborn nitwit now?
I’ll make a pate, but where’s the rest of his body go?
Maldita sea la madre que te parió
Oh, i’m so ecstatic with the violence and havoc
I’m having, i might just die laughing
{ chorus }
 
Five ways to kill a toon today
In judge doom’s name they play the game
Weasels on a hunt, dip in hand
Chasing toons from toontown land
Mickey, donald, goofy too
Pluto, chip and dale, they through
Weasels on a hunt coming for you
Coming for you
 
{ verse 4 (the stupendium as wheezy) }
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Hey, who's that coming through a cloud of smoke?
Got that smog in me, honest, the amount i toke
Got dogs to out-fox and the hound to poach
Gonna rap against wheezy? you're bound to choke
Hey, pluto! one half of a duo!
Master leads the cast, but check the past and where were you-o?
Overlooked for thirty years, you don't appear, not even drew-o
Only came back in the 80s in our film as a cameo
Mute mutt! whassamatta? cheshire cat got your tongue?
What's the deal, why ya' keeping shtum?
'cause if you're a dog – and goofy's a dog...
Why you on a leash? what, you playing dumb?
Well, it ain't gonna save ya'! fine, don't believe me?
I'll dip both your bitches, dinah and fifi
Coughing fits as i smoke 'em - now
Will your coffin fit when i snub you out?
{ verse 5 (mc snax as stupid) }
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Stupid weasel, i don’t play
Not really sure how i got the name
What’s that? you heard i ain’t the sharpest tack?
Well, how about the one on my baseball bat?
Chip and dale, my new targets
Two for one, that’s a bargain
I’m hardcore, but you’re mick foley
I’ll throw you off the cell into the dip, homie
I’ve never really been one to call out a sellout
But y’all did a reboot after you fell out?
I’m the crook? don’t make me laugh
Think i’m dumb? here’s some math
Two little chipmunks running
When they see a ’37 dodge humpback coming
Five weasels above the law
And that’s 48 reasons that i love my job
 
{ chorus }
 
Five ways to kill a toon today
In judge doom’s name they play the game
Weasels on a hunt, dip in hand
Chasing toons from toontown land
Mickey, donald, goofy too
Pluto, chip and dale, they through
Weasels on a hunt coming for you
Coming for you
 


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JT Machinima (or JT Music) is a YouTube group that writes and composes raps for popular video games, founded in late 2008. The team consists of Skull Kruncher and Patfan, and they often collaborate with other similar artists/groups such as Andrea Storm Kaden, NerdOut/NemRaps, Neebs Gaming, TeamHeadKick, Rockit Gaming and others to produce video-game inspired raps and songs.
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