BitFinity - Ode to Minions

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Do you remember the Piranha Plant that you roasted in 5-1?
And were you there when his family received the news about their son?
These minions clock in from 9 to 5 to provide for their wives
Not knowing it'd be the last day of their lives
 
So light a candle for the Goombas that were crushed beneath your feet
Say a prayer for all the Octoroks that were sliced into mincemeat
Give a shoutout to the Keese you killed just to open that locked door
'Cause no one thinks about the minions anymore
 
{ MOBLIN, spoken }
As we gather here to mourn the loss of our pal, let's never forget that Dodongo disliked smoke. He disliked smoke... To the end!
 
{ KING DEDEDE, spoken }
That Kirby's devoured about half of Dream Land by now!
 
{ BOMB, spoken }
Yet another Cactuar tragically slain in the name of grinding...
 
{ NARRATOR, spoken }
The last Metroid is in captivity. The rest... have all died
 
{ KOOPA, spoken }
Curse you, spiny blue shell!
 
{ BOWSER }
Your pet Yoshi helped himself to a buffet (Shy Guy flambé)
You've slain 'em just for being in your way ("Get 'em, Entei!")
They've got kids to feed, yards to weed
Taxes and bills to pay
So put your plumber's hat over your heart and say...
That you're sorry to the Mets you fried just to grab an extra screw (Grab an extra screw)
Apologize to the ducks you shot so a dog wouldn't laugh at you!
Genocide is typically frowned upon, and yet Samus disagrees
Don't forget the Slimes you killed for EXP!
These minions gave their lives...
For guys like...
Me...


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